Would comedy teeth lower the annual cost of insurance?
Oh dear, here we go again! A few dangerous dog stories in the Daily Mail and everyone spouts out suggestions to stop it. This happens every 18 months or so, the media decide to hype up a hate campaign against ‘nasty dogs’ and then it eventually dies down. Except in this case Labour want to bring in legislation forcing dog owners to take insurance out on their dog in case it bites anyone.
What about taking out insurance on their children in case they attack anyone? Far more likely and that’s in the news everyday!
I love it when people edit random Wikipedia pages in the most random ways. Mind you, I’d never heard of the Colony of Aden until a few minutes ago so maybe it’s true!
Sing a song of Parliament, pockets full of cash,
Fraudulently claiming, and adding to their stash.
With their scams discovered, they said they’d give it back.
If you or I had done the same, we’d surely get the sack!
Sing a song of freebies, snouts deep in the trough.
Returning their ill-got gains, is just not good enough.
Sponging off our earnings, with a feeble tale,
If working folk had done the same, they’d soon end up in jail.
Sing a song of fraudsters, counting out their money.
They smile and look quite unashamed, as though they think its funny.
Sitting in a secret place, counting out their dosh,
On plugs for baths and cleaning moats, for crisps and orange squash.
Sing a song of conmen, who took us for a ride.
It’s up to us at polling time, their future to decide.
It’s gone too far to bring back trust of anyone in power.
To most of us they’ll always be, a shifty crooked shower!!
How long until the tart announces her publicist is Max Clifford?
What a non-story! The pictures were not X-Rated, they were of Ashley in bed, his shoulders and head. Geez, if that’s X-Rated then swapping shirts at the end of a football match should only be shown after 9pm or the players be arrested for public indecency. Still, sending a picture of you in bed to a, quite frankly, fucking disgusting and moral-less ‘glamour model’ is hardly a wise decision. His excuse was hilarious:
Cole, 29, told The Sun: ‘I can’t believe I gave a phone away that still had stuff in its memory. I thought I’d deleted it.’
He said someone must have used it to pretend to be him – and attempted to play down the incident, saying he would laugh if his foot didn’t hurt so much.
Oh that’s fantastic. Why would you take a picture of yourself in bed? Unless it was sent to Cheryl as a ‘goodnight text’ or something then I find it very hard to believe. The wonderfully classy Sonia Wild replied:
‘I recognised him straight away from the pictures I’d seen of him with his wife Cheryl, but couldn’t resist having a bit of fun.
What a tart! He’s a married man, do people have no morals? They’re both as bad as each other. And both as ugly. Cheryl, get a decent guy!
