From DigitalSpy:

The Weatherfield battleaxe, who is currently enjoying a Portuguese break on the show, writes a note to daughter Deirdre (Anne Kirkbride) and son-in-law Ken (Bill Roache) after hearing that they plan to host an anniversary party at the Rovers Return.

The Mirror reports that Blanche’s letter will read: “I considered surprising you by flying back for your party. But then I remembered some of your previous anniversary parties and couldn’t imagine it’d be worth the bother. Besides, it’s 83°F here and we have a pool.“

Brilliant, I loved Blanche. I’m glad they’re going to give her a proper on-screen funeral as she’s one of the biggest stars to leave since Fred and Mike croaked. She’s impossible to replace but one last joke will certainly be a cherry on the top of a fantastic career.

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From what I gather, ChatRoulette is a website where people are randomly paired with each other to chat away and troll. Some use it as a bit of ‘blind date’, some use it to scare, shock or totally freak out the other person. Here are a selection of my favourites:

Hilarious! I might have to go on there with my Maggie mask. See what people think of her.

Pictures courtesy of KnowYourMeme.

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